Times is tough. First Diddy has to fly commercial, now Jay-Z has to sell the 40/40 Club in Vegas. Jay Z’s Palazo club is closing down after only eight months of existence. It’s been plagued by troubles since it opened, including a failed inspection and disgruntled employees.   

I can sympathize. I also had to close down a few businesses this year. First my E Clothes company went belly up. It worked like Netflix, but with clothes. (You order a shirt, wear it, then send it back for another article of clothing.) Then my sushi restaurant went under. Apparently, the Board of Health had a problem with the sushi being served via backpack-wearing gerbils.

But don’t worry, Jay Z still plans to open 40/40 Clubs in Chicago, Tokyo, and Macau. And I still have a sushi place in Indianapolis, although I’m hearing rumors that the gerbils are becoming disgruntled.

That doesn’t involve assault with an ashy elbow…. Amy called Kanye West a “cunt” on stage on Glastonbury. “Let’s hear it for Jay-Z,” Winehouse told the crowd. “The man has got bollocks to come here, and play the tunes you don’t even know you remember. Imagine if it was a cunt like Kanye West. ‘Cunts Like Kanye’ - that should be his next album title.” Sounds like a diva throwdown in the making. I could also venture a guess that every song ever written is a tune that Amy Winehouse doesn’t even know she remembers.