Uncle Joey is a Bastard Face!
Thursday, August 14th, 2008
It seems Dave Coulier, a.k.a. Uncle Joey on Full House, is the inspiration for Alanis Morissettes’s angry-chick anthem, “You Outta Know.” He recently told a Canadian newspaper about his reaction upon first hearing it on the radio: “I said, ‘Wow, this girl is angry.’ And then I said, ‘Oh man, I think it’s Alanis.’ . . . I listened to the song over and over again, and I said, ‘I think I have really hurt this person.’” What about me, Coulier? Now, whenever I hear that song, I have to think about the chick from You Can’t Do That on Television going down on Uncle Joey in a theater while he’s doing Popeye impressions. I can never listen to Jack FM again, douche knuckle.

