And here’s my gift to you, a Eurodance version of Wham’s “Last Christmas.” So break out your red and green glow sticks, spike the eggnog with ecstasy, and invite over your weird, creepy ambiguously European neighbor for some holiday cheer!
This shit is at least 8 years old, but the look is timeless. And believe it or not these guys aren’t from Jersey, they’re from Canada. This is B4-4. Get it? Because there’s three of them. Their name also makes a great vanity license plate.
These cool guys got a record deal by wandering into the Sony Records Toronto office and performing for the A&R head and chief engineer. Obviously the Sony Records Toronto office needs to ramp up security a little bit.
That said, there’s something infectious about this song. Because you get herpes after listening to it. Enjoy. Hope this doesn’t ruin your weekend.
This week Great Moments in Bad Music History brings us “I Wanna Love You Tender,” by…. who the hell knows? According to YouTube its from Sweden, the same folks who brought us meatballs, Ikea, and those delicious candy fish.
This video looks like George Lucas’ wet dream. Old George Lucas, before he ruined everything.
The only thing that angers me about this clip is that the dancers stole my horse gallop move. The Pony Express, as I call it, is a real panty dropper at the club. Yes sir, a real panty dropper.
Fredy Miler, ?????
If any music video ever summed up the three universal truths of being a man, it’s this one by Fredy Miler, a guy whose parents were remarkably consistent at misspelling names.
1. Even in Eastern Europe men mourn broken relationships by playing pinball in their buddy’s empty rec room.
2. Need to spice up your outfit? Try a vest!
3. And, no matter what, real men don’t shave between their eyes. Ever.
Soulja Girl, title unknown.
A.K.A. grandma gets served on the subway.
It’s like you can’t go on a train and tell some hood rat to leave an old lady alone without finding out that you just happened to rape that hood rat in Lynnwood. How embarrassed was that guy? Great music though. This was the song we played at my wedding.
Jan Terri, “Losing You”
Believe it or not, this video actually got into the hands of Marilyn Manson who let this woman open one of his shows. I actually like this better than Marilyn Manson. The video is a love letter to Chicago. It’s not often that a film captures the nuances and beauty of drainage ponds and sewage pipes. This is loaded with gems, but my favorite moment is at the 2:01 mark when she and her mullety boyfriend are pointing and waving at someone they know. Then the camera pans over to reveal that they are both completely insane.
