Da Brat Gets Three Years
Friday, August 22nd, 2008
What! No new Da Brat music for three whole years?
Da Brat, real name The Brat, just got bitch slapped with 36 months in the pokey for smashing a bottle of vodka over waitresses’ head. The waitress had to be hospitalized and has permanent scaring across her face. On top of that, Da Brat only left a 13% tip.
I don’t know what I’m going to do for all of those Bratless years. At least I still have all those episodes of Celebrity Fit Club on VHS. Yeah, I said “VHS.” I have cassette tapes too. Deal with it, suckas.
