Miley Cyrus is celebrating her 16th birthday by shutting down Disneyland for a private party, and for only $250 you’re invited!

“I only turn 16 once, so it’s going to be an awesome party with my favorite rides, hanging out with friends, fireworks and more,” she said in a statement. “I’ll even get to sing a couple songs.”

A few years agaon, Lindsay Lohan also had a birthday where she shut down Disneyland.  We see what good that did. How come Disney kids end up so fucked up?

I wouldn’t be surprised if Miley’s “awesome” 26th birthday party involves renting out the back room at Tony Roma’s, doing lines of coke with friends, vomiting, and more. She’ll even get to sing a couple of her dad’s songs on Karaoke! That will cost you $3.37.

Apparently this is the week of bad musical choices. First, Heidi Montag wants to record a Christian album. Then comes news that Def Leppard is doing a country show with Taylor Swift. Now we learn that Lilly Allen has decided it’s a good idea to do a duet with Lindsay Lohan for her new album. Next thing you know the New Kids on the Block with team up with New Edition or something…. Oh. Wait. Shit….