While crowd surfing to a camera stand in the middle of the audience, a couple of women got a little too frisky for Akon’s taste. He elbowed one off the stage, and hit the other one in the face.

I always tell people that just because someone is crowd surfing, it doesn’t mean they want to be touched.

Actually, this was the second time both women were attacked at the performance. Before the show, I stood outside the venue and punched every ticket holder once in the face for having tickets to an Akon concert in the first place.

There are many things that are legal to toss– salad, cookies, etc. However, Akon is finding out that 15-year-old fans are not included in that group.

Akon will stand trial for the 2007 incident at his concert in New York where he hurled a kid off stage, causing another fan to recieve a concussion. Akon is charged with endangering the welfare of a child and second-degree harassment. He could receive up to one year and fifteen days in jail. (The fifteen days are tacked on for second-degree douchery because he removed his shirt before tossing the kid.)

I think the court should also find him guilty for making every lame R&B song on the radio use that annoying robot-singing voice.