Lily Allen is a Drinker with a Presenting Problem
Thursday, September 4th, 2008Lily Allen presented at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London this week, or she was supposed to. Instead, my alcoholic uncle who ruins every Thanksgiving showed up disguised as Lilly Allen.
First Allen got whatever the British call “drunk.” Bollucked? Wankered? Snootered? Snoggered?
Then she told Sir Elton John to “fuck off.” Good for her. I hate knights. They’re always assholes.
But my favorite moment is the reaction of Allen’s future sister-in-law, Jaime Winston, after Allen revealed Winston’s secret engagement to Alfie Allen on national television. Winston makes the exact same face I do after my uncle inevitably vomits all over the cranberry sauce during the Thanksgiving prayer.
