Jessica Simpson Actually Does Something Interesting
Friday, September 5th, 2008
The title song on Jessica Simpson’s upcoming “country” album, Do You Know, is a duet with Dolly Parton. What’s interesting isn’t the fact that Jessica was actually able to convince Dolly to sing on her album, but what Dolly and Jessica sing to one another.
Jessica: Lying here beside you in the dark/ I feel the steady rhythm of your heart/ Feel your face against my shoulder/ Breath upon my skin/ Embers barely smoldered/ I make love to you again
Jessica and Dolly: Nothing in this world compares to this/ The way our bodies fit/ The way we kiss
Sure, it’s a lesbian song, but there’s something about picturing Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton making love that doesn’t seem quite right. It’s like when James Bond slept with Grace Jones in A View to A Kill. It’s hot for those who like a little vomit in their mouth while they do it.
