Happy Halloween!
Friday, October 31st, 2008
Here are five tips for enjoying Halloween courtesy of Somecodes:
1. Haunted Houses can be expensive and have long lines. If you want some real scares, take the kids to Sizzler instead.
2. Here’s a fun party game for the kids. Blindfold them and have them feel cold spaghetti noodles. Tell the kids they are touching intestines! Next, have them touch peeled grapes and say they are “eyeballs.” After that use the garbage disposal to replicate a school of piranhas.
3. Remember, nothing improves self-esteem more than dressing up like a slutty nurse, drinking until you vomit and passing out on a park bench.
4. You know what would be hilarious? Dressing up the dog in a costume.
5. The best Halloween costumes are the ones that are made using wit, creativity, and basic materials that can be found in the home, you cheap piece of shit.
And in honor of the most important holiday ever, I thought we’d take a look back at the scariest music stories of the year. (At least since we’ve been updating the gossip column.)
Mariah Carey wants to make a movie based on her Christmas album.
Heidi Montag to unleash a Christian album on the world.
Michael Jackson loves Frisbee and KFC….
…and he was supposedly bonin’ Pamela Anderson.
And imagine how horrifying it would be to work for Courtney Love.
Mariah Carey is developing a movie based on her top-selling 1994 album Merry Christmas. 
