If Johnny Were Alive, Would He Be The DJ?
Thursday, September 25th, 2008
At first I thought, “So Ed McMahon is losing his $4.6 million dollar home. Big deal.” At the time, I lived in a box near the fountain in Griffith Park. And then some asshole park employee threw my box house away, and I suddenly understood what Ed was going through.
Then, to make matters worse, the man who made a living kissing Johnny Carson’s ass got bailed out by Donald Trump, so now he’s got that asshole as his landlord.
But none of that seems as humiliating as being forced to rap in viral videos for FreeCreditReport.com. I guess the only money Ed can make is by dropping science about his financial woes.
I’m sorry, is this 1997? You would think by now we’d have another go-to music genre for comedy. How about having Ed McMahon do some techno or something? The guy could probably use a couple hits of Ecstasy at this point.
