I say “2005” because this story would have been a lot more interesting back then. Nevertheless, this is the 3rd Britney Spears sex tape post in as many days, so I’m officially labeling it a “watch.”

So today word comes that a porn company has offered $10 million to Adnan Ghalib for the tape featuring Brit Spears in a pink wig and nothing else. Britney is now countering the offer in an attempt to keep the tape off the market.

For those of you not paying attention, first there was a sex tape. Then there wasn’t. Now there is again.

When, and if, we find out that that the homemade porno does exist, I will upgrade this post to a “warning” and make everybody get in the basement.

Sorry pervos, sources close to Britney Spears deny that there is any sex tape involving Spears and her ex, Adnan Ghalib.

Earlier this week, Adnan claimed he had made a two-hour tape during a trip to Mexico that featured Brit, a pink wig, and seventy-five gallons of Chunky Fajita Chicken Soup. (Okay, I made the soup part up).

So who to believe, a paparazzo with a soul patch or a pop star who actually dated a paparazzo with a soul patch?

I’m going to go with Britney on this one. But I will give Adnan the attention he so craves by writing his name three times in a row. Adnan, Adnan, Adnan. There you go, buddy. Now you can move on with your life.

Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend, doucharazzi Adnan Ghalib, claims he has a sex tape staring Britney Spears.

“There is such a tape,” Adnan told Heat magazine. “But I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Reportedly, the sex tape is over two hours long and features Britney wearing a pink wig.

Two hours? Does anybody even want to watch five minutes of this shit? Not me. I’ll stick to my worn Victoria’s Secret catalogue from 1997. Yeah, that’s right. Before they airbrushed the nipples out.