Janet Jackson was released from a Montreal hospital just hours after she had become ill during a sound check.

An inside source revealed that Janet was suffering from “exhaustion” and was therefore forced to cancel her concert that evening.

Exhaustion is no laughing matter. Studies show that one of every three celebrities suffers from this crippling disease. Symptoms can include heavy eyelids, shirking of responsibilities, and statements like, “Man, I’m really exhausted,” immediately followed by exaggerated yawning.

I was really hoping that Janet was just trying to lure Jermaine Dupri to the hospital for a revenge puke attack.

Apparently, Jermaine Dupri’s 36th birthday party either got out of hand or was totally off the hook, depending on what side of the hold it in/ let it out debate you fall on.

The other night, Dupri drank so much champagne and tequila that he hurled right into the lap of Janet, Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty (and drunk.) Reportedly, Janet immediately bolted the scene.   

I think Janet overreacted a bit. It’s just a little man bile, that’s all. Puking is part of any mature, adult relationship. And if it makes Janet feel any better, after two years, my girlfriend still throws up every time she sees me naked.