Lil Wayne’s Birthday Quiet, Modest Affair
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
Lil Wayne and best friend Birdman still celebrated Wayne’s 26th birthday at Miami’s Mansion nightclub this week, but in respect to those suffering as the national economy takes a nose-dive, the soiree was scaled back considerably.
For instance, only thirty $1000 bottles of Cristal were served. Also, the ice sculpture decorations only had $100 bills frozen inside, instead of the usual $1000 bills.
And worst of all, Birdman’s gift to Lil Wayne’s, a Louis Vuitton briefcase filled with $1 million in cash, wasn’t even wrapped! These gas prices are really taking their toll.
After the party, Lil Wayne and Birdman flew to a remote island via helicopter. There, they swam in a pool full of melted gold before grabbing some rifles and hunting homeless people for sport.
