You know what helps me when I get arrested? I put a little Post-it note on my bathroom mirror that says “Don’t get arrested again.” That way, when I wake up in the morning and gargle, I remember to try my very, very best not to get incarcerated a second, third, or even fourth time. Apparently, DMX, doesn’t have any Post-its because for the second time this week he’s been thrown in the slammer, this time for buying drugs from an undercover cop. You’d think someone that rich would have someone buy their drugs for them, but DMX seems to be one taco short of a combination plate.

Rapper DMX was arrested on Monday for driving without a valid driver’s license in Miami. Last month he was arrested twice in one week, once for reckless driving and once for illegal drug and firearm possession and mistreatment of animals. The week before that, he was arrested for impersonating someone we should care about.