Tap Your Foot Twice if You Want to “Bond”
Monday, December 1st, 2008
Metallica drummer, Lars Ulrich, recently told Blender Magazine about what he missed most about cocaine:
“The bonding. Two guys in a bathroom stall– it feels like the most important place in the whole world in that moment. I’ve actually gone into bathroom stalls with friends since I quit, just so I still have a bit of that bonding.”
Pffft. Bathroom stalls? That shit’s for high-class rock stars. I do all my bonding in the dumpster behind 7/11. And I’m not even sure if that’s cocaine we’re snorting or expired powdered milk.
