Boy George’s reign of hooker terror has come to an end after being found guilty for chaining a male escort to his wall and beating him down with a chain.

The prostitute claimed that Boy George accused him of messing up George’s computer and so brought a dish of chain-smack-down to the party. Boy George’s defense was that he is too fat to whip a prostitute with a chain and that the hooker had HIV, and thus the bruises.

The judge didn’t buy it and told Chubs that’s he’s probably going to jail. Now all you hookers can breathe a sigh of relief. It’s a brand new day. Now get back out there and hook like you’ve never hooked in your life!

Boy George was denied a visa to perform in the United States this week. US officials cited his upcoming trial in London as the reason. He has been accused of chaining a male prostitute to a wall. I can relate. I was once denied a phone number from some hot girl for chaining my wallet to my pocket.