Sorry pervos, sources close to Britney Spears deny that there is any sex tape involving Spears and her ex, Adnan Ghalib.

Earlier this week, Adnan claimed he had made a two-hour tape during a trip to Mexico that featured Brit, a pink wig, and seventy-five gallons of Chunky Fajita Chicken Soup. (Okay, I made the soup part up).

So who to believe, a paparazzo with a soul patch or a pop star who actually dated a paparazzo with a soul patch?

I’m going to go with Britney on this one. But I will give Adnan the attention he so craves by writing his name three times in a row. Adnan, Adnan, Adnan. There you go, buddy. Now you can move on with your life.