I say “2005” because this story would have been a lot more interesting back then. Nevertheless, this is the 3rd Britney Spears sex tape post in as many days, so I’m officially labeling it a “watch.”

So today word comes that a porn company has offered $10 million to Adnan Ghalib for the tape featuring Brit Spears in a pink wig and nothing else. Britney is now countering the offer in an attempt to keep the tape off the market.

For those of you not paying attention, first there was a sex tape. Then there wasn’t. Now there is again.

When, and if, we find out that that the homemade porno does exist, I will upgrade this post to a “warning” and make everybody get in the basement.