Check out Miley Cyrus’ wrist for supposed physical proof that she is hooking up with Justin Gaston. 15-year-olds are so adorable. Except I wouldn’t date one of them. Especially if, like Justin, I was 20 fucking years old.

As you can see, Miley has a freshly drawn “tattoo” that says “JG + MC = Heart.” When I was in Jr. High, I used to draw tattoos on my arm too, except my said “Dragon Fang Ninja.” I used to eat paste as well.

Well, maybe when Justin is in jail, he can write “Mr. Justin Cyrus” over and over again on his prison-issue Trapper Keeper.