Pete Wentz and his band, Fall Out Boy, have decided to postpone the release of their latest album, Folie a Deux, from November 4th to December 16th. Their reason: they don’t want to compete with Election Day.

“Six months ago we thought it would be a fun idea to release our album on Election Day, but this is not the election to be cute,” the rockers said. “We felt as though rather than making a commentary we were only riding the wave of the election. This seemed less and less like what we intended to do and more of a gimmick.”

Now how in the hell am I going to know who to vote for?

Here was my schedule for Election Day:

8 AM: Go buy new Fall Out Boy CD.

8:30-6:30 PM: Repeated listening of new Fallout Boy CD (ten minute break for lunch).

6:30 PM: Decide who to vote for by studying transcription of new Fall Out Boy lyrics.

7:30 PM: Rush to polling place. Write in Ashley Simpson for president.