Today the trial of the century resumes as a jury tries to decide if Britney Spears will or will not receive the death sentence for driving with an invalid license the day she was involved in a fender bender in August 07.

Today will be the third day of deliberations for the jury which is deadlocked 10-2. The trial is expected to last five weeks, a few days longer than the time she protested a parking ticket. It’s nice to see our taxes at work!  

But what should concern Britney fans even more than her potential public hanging is that Miller Coors LLC has decided to discontinue Zima, leaving Britney fans with nothing to drink and leaving me with one less option when trying to pick up high school girls.