Beyonce has graciously volunteered to help the Obama presidency by offering to perform at the inauguration.

“I can’t wait,” she said. “I, all of us, we’re ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want– if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I’m there, and I’m ready. I’ve never been so patriotic! I’m just beyond excited.”

Wow, the Presidential Inauguration Committee just dodged a big bullet because I’m sure they needed someone to step up and volunteer to sing. Reportedly, they are also asking Beyonce to bring enough potato salad for at least 200,000 people. They have also told her that “it would be really great” if she could stay behind and help clean up after.