I’m sure you’re anxious to know whether or not you made the list. “What list?” you ask. Why, the list Britney Spears’ Dad made of potential dating partners for Brit Brit.

So if you are Chace Crawford, Jesse Metcalf, or Michael Phelps, congratulations, you will be hearing from Britney’s management regarding some very romantic business negotiations. It seems that Larry Rudolph, Brit’s manager, wants to use a new Britney relationship to promote her new album and tour.

So far the only taker has been Benji Madden. He and the Britstress have already gone on some dates. Isn’t that sweet? (I once used my relationship with a fat chick who worked at Long John Silvers to promote my “Nothing but Hushpuppies” diet.)