While John Mayer’s man-juice receptacle, Jennifer Aniston, is in NYC promoting her new movie about dogs, Sex in the City, I mean, Marley and Me, she has to leave her dogs, Norman and Dolly, back home. All because John Mayer hates dogs.

John Mayer also hated Jessica Simpson’s dog, Daisy. Probably because he couldn’t tell the difference between the two.

Man, I’m realty being nasty so close to Christmas. I’m sorry, and in the spirit of Christmas, I’d really like to apologize for this post. Except John Mayer is a douche, and even Santa hates douches.