Britney Spear’s dad, Jaime, just got a big ole hunk o’ pay raise for watching over his daughter. Yesterday the judge in Brit Brit’s conservatorship case awarded Papa an extra $6000 on top of the $10,000 a month he’s making now.

So that is why people have kids.

This must be reward for keeping Brit’s love muffin under wraps. I know I would deserve $16,00 a month for doing things like coming up with lists of possible dating/marketing partners and making Velveeta grits. Well done, sir! Well done!