There are rampant rumors that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s marriage is on the rocks, but I won’t believe it until I see it. And if all goes well, we’ll be seeing it Valentine’s Day on stage at Madison Square Garden.

Or at least 20 or 30 people will be seeing it. Reports are that Lopez and Anthony will sing a surprise duet to each other on stage then announce their divorce. And then what? Are the audience members are supposed to cry? I’m not sure what reaction she’s going for here other than “attention.”

Lopez also announced her pregnancy onstage, so if these two are getting divorced, I wouldn’t doubt this rumor for a second. If Jennifer Lopez wasn’t famous she’d be that weird neighbor that comes over all the time under the pretense of borrowing some sugar, traps you in the kitchen, and then goes on for hours about her urinary tract infection.