If you don’t have an exquisite vagina, then this story does not apply to you. See, only the most precious of love muffins can use the Little Steel Tonight Vibrator, market price—about $1400. It’s made of solid steel and has a band of 28 diamonds.

“What does this have to do with music?” you ask. Well the vibrator is designed and marketed by The Eurhythmics’ Dave Stewart. The vibrator also has a guitar pick attached and the lyrics to Stewart’s latest song, “Let’s Do it Again” etched into the steel. Get it?

People who buy the vibrator also get a code to let them download Stewart’s song. Gee. That alone is worth the $1400. Sign me up.