If the police ever approach you at LAX and say, “Hey, you look like an annoying teen star,” run for your life.

Adessa Eskridge has filed a claim against the Los Angeles Police Department.  Apparently, she was on a just-landed flight with Britney Spear’s ever-pregnant little sis, Jaime Lynn, when the cops told her to put on her sunglasses, ordered her to follow them, and marched her through a scrum of paparazzi as a Jaime Lynn decoy.

The cops didn’t tell Adessa what was happening until about three seconds before she was swarmed by the paps. Adessa is seeking more than $100,000 for the incident claiming that afterwords she was humiliated all over the World Wide Web.

If only Barbara Streisand and Steve Buscemi would have a child so I could get in on this amateur celebrity decoy action.