This is why I’ve been saving up all these years. Sanjaya of American Idol fame is releasing a new album. It’s called Dancing to the Music in My Head, a phrase commonly used by the homeless schizophrenics in my neighborhood.

You can listen to some of the “songs” on Amazon. But if you’d rather have someone defecate directly in your mouth, you’d get the gist. 

The most inventive thing about any of this album is that the record label is called “The Label.” Yeah, I know. That’s not really clever, but it will have to do. Of course, if you buy this album you probably can’t read labels to begin with. That’s why the album cover has all of those pretty colors, to attract the illiterates.