After all it’s only been a month and a half since Britney Spear’s album, Circus, came out, and parents have already complained about the song “If You Seek Amy.”

The lyrics of the chorus go, “All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin’ to/ if you seek Amy.” Which, when pronounced, spells out the word “fuck.” Get it? F.U.C.K. me.

Anyway, one unidentified mom said, “I was astonished and totally taken aback when I heard my five and seven-year-old kids walking around the house singing, ‘F.U.C.K.’ When I asked them what it was, they told me it was Britney Spears. I was horrified.”

So let me get this straight; you buy your kids an album from a crazy, bald-headed chick who spent the last year beating up cars with umbrellas and flashing her cooter for the world to see, and you’re ”astonished” about this? Just a heads up, mom. Amy Winehouse does crack.