This is why we need to come up with an alternative fuel source, right now! May I suggest thermal energy gleaned from burning copies of Da Band’s album?

Diddy released this video blog that was apparently shot by the same cameraman from Cloverfield. In it, Diddy complains that gas prices are “too motherfucking high,” and that it costs him $250,000 a month just to fly his private jet from New York to LA.

Remember when it was only like $75,000 a month to fly your private jet coast to coast? Diddy’s so flustered he can’t figure out how douchey he wants his hat to look.