Lil Wayne and best friend Birdman still celebrated Wayne’s 26th birthday at Miami’s Mansion nightclub this week, but in respect to those suffering as the national economy takes a nose-dive, the soiree was scaled back considerably.

For instance, only thirty $1000 bottles of Cristal were served. Also, the ice sculpture decorations only had $100 bills frozen inside, instead of the usual $1000 bills.

And worst of all, Birdman’s gift to Lil Wayne’s, a Louis Vuitton briefcase filled with $1 million in cash, wasn’t even wrapped! These gas prices are really taking their toll.

After the party, Lil Wayne and Birdman flew to a remote island via helicopter. There, they swam in a pool full of melted gold before grabbing some rifles and hunting homeless people for sport.

Yeah, I know, two Miley Cyrus posts in a row. But it’s a slow news day, and it’s either this or “Ashley Simpson Turns 24.” And as much as I tried, I couldn’t find any hot pictures of Ashley Simspon.

So Miley Cyrus celebrated her 16th birthday at Disneyland this weekend, albeit seven weeks early. That’s right, Justin Gaston, only 111 weeks until you can legally touch your new girlfriend.

Well, I’m sure Billy Ray Cyrus is having none of this shit. Ol’ Billy Ray probably brings out the shotgun when that no-good Gaston boy comes a’courtin’.

But I could be wrong because Billy Ray, Gaston, and Miley all performed together at her birthday party.

And yes, Disney is the same company that made such a big deal about Miley’s topless photos in Vanity Fair. But you know what they say, “What happens in Tommorow Land hasn’t actually happened yet.”