Kind of Like My 16th Birthday
Friday, August 22nd, 2008
Miley Cyrus is celebrating her 16th birthday by shutting down Disneyland for a private party, and for only $250 you’re invited!
“I only turn 16 once, so it’s going to be an awesome party with my favorite rides, hanging out with friends, fireworks and more,” she said in a statement. “I’ll even get to sing a couple songs.”
A few years agaon, Lindsay Lohan also had a birthday where she shut down Disneyland. We see what good that did. How come Disney kids end up so fucked up?
I wouldn’t be surprised if Miley’s “awesome” 26th birthday party involves renting out the back room at Tony Roma’s, doing lines of coke with friends, vomiting, and more. She’ll even get to sing a couple of her dad’s songs on Karaoke! That will cost you $3.37.
