Yeah, I know, two Miley Cyrus posts in a row. But it’s a slow news day, and it’s either this or “Ashley Simpson Turns 24.” And as much as I tried, I couldn’t find any hot pictures of Ashley Simspon.

So Miley Cyrus celebrated her 16th birthday at Disneyland this weekend, albeit seven weeks early. That’s right, Justin Gaston, only 111 weeks until you can legally touch your new girlfriend.

Well, I’m sure Billy Ray Cyrus is having none of this shit. Ol’ Billy Ray probably brings out the shotgun when that no-good Gaston boy comes a’courtin’.

But I could be wrong because Billy Ray, Gaston, and Miley all performed together at her birthday party.

And yes, Disney is the same company that made such a big deal about Miley’s topless photos in Vanity Fair. But you know what they say, “What happens in Tommorow Land hasn’t actually happened yet.”

Miley Cyrus is celebrating her 16th birthday by shutting down Disneyland for a private party, and for only $250 you’re invited!

“I only turn 16 once, so it’s going to be an awesome party with my favorite rides, hanging out with friends, fireworks and more,” she said in a statement. “I’ll even get to sing a couple songs.”

A few years agaon, Lindsay Lohan also had a birthday where she shut down Disneyland.  We see what good that did. How come Disney kids end up so fucked up?

I wouldn’t be surprised if Miley’s “awesome” 26th birthday party involves renting out the back room at Tony Roma’s, doing lines of coke with friends, vomiting, and more. She’ll even get to sing a couple of her dad’s songs on Karaoke! That will cost you $3.37.