While John Mayer’s man-juice receptacle, Jennifer Aniston, is in NYC promoting her new movie about dogs, Sex in the City, I mean, Marley and Me, she has to leave her dogs, Norman and Dolly, back home. All because John Mayer hates dogs.

John Mayer also hated Jessica Simpson’s dog, Daisy. Probably because he couldn’t tell the difference between the two.

Man, I’m realty being nasty so close to Christmas. I’m sorry, and in the spirit of Christmas, I’d really like to apologize for this post. Except John Mayer is a douche, and even Santa hates douches.

Celebrities are so narcissistic.

Here is Lily Allen adding to the world’s glut of superfluous “entertainment” by talking about absolutely nothing on her video blog. 

As if we care. As if we would waste our time watching this. What does she expect? Someone take the time to post it on a website, and perhaps even write some irreverent commentary? Oh, shit. Never mind.

Anyway, it appears Allen hired Diddy’s videographer. But, Allen did manage to out-douche Diddy by deciding to eat while she filled us in on her life fabulous life.

Watch it for the dogs. They do tricks.