This all started when Katy Perry described herself as “a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen.”

Lilly Allen responded by saying, “I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me….. She was signed by my label in America as ‘We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.’ And then they found her.

“I think the lyrics and stuff are a bit crass… It’s like, you’re not English and you don’t write your own songs, shut up!”

And Perry responded to that by ripping out Lily Allen’s tongue and saying “Who’s crass now, bitch?”

Actually, Perry took the high road and admitted wrong doing. (Which confirms my suspicion that she’s not an actual celebrity.)

“I was just kind of joking and trying to be funny,” Perry explained. “I didn’t mean anything by it. Comedians are not necessarily to be taken super seriously.”

No word on if anyone told Katy that comedians aren’t supposed to be taken seriously at all or pointed out that Perry was not actually a comedian to begin with.

While performing “I Kissed a Girl” at the MTV Mexico Latin Awards, Katy Perry pulled of some hilarious shenanigans by slipping on her prop cake icing over and over and over and over again.

Sometimes when I’m bored I watch Telemundo skit shows for the hot chicks, and let me say that this must be the funniest shit ever on Mexican television.

(By the way, do you think Perry is sick of performing “I Kissed a Girl” yet? Does she have any other songs?)

Anyway, the video is below and starts with Perry licking some icing, then diving headfirst into the giant cake. Which is exactly like a dream I had last night, except it was Bea Arthur, and she was diving into a vat of rice pudding. Yowzer!

The Havens Corner Church in Blacklick, Ohio, which is apparently the name of a town, not a porno, is using its marquee to condemn homosexuality by using the lyrics Katy Perry’s song “I Kissed a Girl.” Oh, those crazy, yet clever Blacklickians!

The prominently displayed church sign reads, “I kissed a girl, and I liked it. Then I went to hell.” The pastor of the church explained the sign as a “loving warning” to teens that they will suffer eternal damnation and suffering in the steaming tar pits of hell for playing spin the bottle with members of the same sex.

At least the sign is more imaginative than last months which read “Shawty wanna thug, bottles in the club, unless your gay, then God hates you.”