Since it’s Friday, I think I’ll take a break from the usual celebrity idiocy and do a non-music story about Pennsylvania’s cultural heritage.

Apparently a rash of violence has overtaken a Chuck E. Cheese in Susquehanna Township, Pennsylvania. Police have been called to the restaurant on Union Deposit Road (yes, that’s a real road name) 12 times in the past year for everything from theft to assault. In one Saturday night brawl five adults and a juvenile were arrested.

The year before, police were called to the same location 18 times!

The Police Chief attributes the violence to people who “bump into each other” and divorced parents getting into arguments at birthday parties. An April 4th incident involved a man slapping his estranged wife in the head at their child’s party.

I’m not sure what this means for the Susquehanna leg of Sanjaya’s nationwide Chuck E. Cheese tour, but it can’t be good. (See, I managed to get a little music joke in there.)