Joy of joys, Britney Spear’s new single has been released today.

I really feel like my weeks of collaboration with Brit have resulted in a solid piece of music. I don’t know if if was the inspirational letters I wrote her every day, the endless phone calls, or the hopping over her backyard fence and trying to elude her rather violent and large security guards. Whatever I did, it paid off big time!  

I do have to say I am a bit disappointed that she didn’t use my suggested title, “Biscuit to Mars,” but “Womanizer” will do just fine. And this song has nothing to do with what the dog voices in my head suggested, but that’s okay. Those are my doggy demons, and I will deal with them.

So now that this is finally released, I can end my hunger strike, shave off my beard, and try to get out of this straight jacket they put me in.

Sigh. It would be ironic if a nuclear war broke out today, the same day that Britney Spears’ new single “Womanizer” was supposed to be released, ushering in a new era of world peace.

Apparently Britney had to “recut” some vocals. In other words, the ROBOVOICE 2800 SYSTEM broke down, and Brit would have had to actually sing on this one.  

Now the single won’t be out until next week. Good thing we have this to play on a continuous loop.

Some radio station played a clip of Britney Spear’s new song, “Womanizer,” and (Horray for the Internet!) it’s online.

The song isn’t going to be released for three more days, but here is a 30-second clip so that you know what it sounds like coming out of an AM radio from down the block.

I recommend you listen to Kat Deluna sing the National Anthem first because then this sounds like the greatest song ever.

I’m sure Britney has already won seven VMAs for this. Who needs to even see the video? Enjoy.

Yes, everybody is excited about Britney Spears getting skinny and hot again, but here’s something about Britney most people don’t know: She sings! Songs!

Britney will unleash her up-until-now unknown voice upon the world on December 2nd, when she releases her album Circus.

I heard she was going to call it Family Circus, but that shit’s already been taken.

The first single will be called “Womanizer.” Be sure to circle September 22nd on your calendars for that. Or, if you’re like Britney, stick a note in your weave.